Miscellaneous
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset."You're running around with...
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Poachers\' Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night...
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I\'d Love To But...(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!)I'D...
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Mommy\'s Lil\' Helper
Little Susie was Mommy's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Soon, everything was on, Mr. Smythe the guest came in, and...
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Responses On the Bible
Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar...
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Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar...
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Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"Now that Windows 98 is out, Microsoft have disclosed the alternatives that were...
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Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.** No, I don't have a license to kill; it's...
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Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy,...
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I\'d Love To But...(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT......I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it....
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