Miscellaneous

More Office Wisdom...

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did...

 

New Win98 Error Codes

The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes AssignedWinerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything Winerr 001 - Intimidation...

 

The God Campaign!

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and outside of buses) that included 17 different messages...

 

Now that I\'m older...

Now that I'm older.....here's what I've discovered.....I started out with nothing..I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn into prunes and All...

 

Coffee is better than Women.

Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some. ~ You won't get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3...

 

New Chemical Elements!

Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is a description of their properties.Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic...

 

The new father!

A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are you my father?"The doctor said, "No, I am the doctor that...

 

Broken Commandmants

Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a family. One such young officer, a Lt. Commander, became...

 

Be

A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he belongs to. The man tells him and Saint Peter says "oh, we have a lot of your kind here....

 

Worlds

25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O.J. Simpson 24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION 23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres 22. THE...