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First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, "What part of your body gets to heaven first?"Three students raise their hand,...
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Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great friends. During college, they had a great time. Anything that was going on, they were...
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Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it,he ran across an ad in...
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Women\'s/Men\'s English
Women's English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now....
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GOD\'s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven...
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Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in...
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Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn't inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident. It's a dog eat dog world... and I'm wearing milkbone underwear!!! I break...
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White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the tailor inquired about the color, the bride-to-be said...
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Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible."All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march...
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Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you. You said the bill should have been paid long ago and you don't understand why it...
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