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Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to dateher mother....You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play littleleague...
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Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.9. Those who have it think that those who don't are...
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US Air Force Humor!
"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air...
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Quick Ones!
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 45 minutesLife stinks- I lent a...
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What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human...
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Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was....
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How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her,...
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Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
"Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton":Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War Clinton: His...
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Monica Counters Clinton
AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial:"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter...
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Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam...
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