Miscellaneous
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but she knew...
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Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with...
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Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in...
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Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you...
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Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only...
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Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line. The Manager of the project advertised for workers to complete...
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Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.10 second fuses only last...
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Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"2. The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by...
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More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.3. We both know that I am going...
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Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U...
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