Miscellaneous

Why, why, Tell me WHY!

WHY ? ...... 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the...

 

Name That Ranch

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a name."Well," said the would-be...

 

Mad Cow Disease

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They...

 

Tough Stuff!

A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff...

 

Chain letter for men!

This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not...

 

Yo Momma Jackpot!

Yo mama's like...- Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, thrown in the...

 

Slammin \'em down!

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just...

 

Some thoughts for today...

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall...

 

Desire Matures

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.In high school, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no passion. So I decided...

 

Sharing Hotel Rooms

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care...