Miscellaneous
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball,...
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Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They're both upset Clinton finished first.They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of...
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Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St.Peter to...
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Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! - DOH! - & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER OF THE IDIOT CORPORATION AWARD! AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months...
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Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head,...
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Real Business Signs
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."In a Non-smoking area: "If we see...
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I\'d Love To But...
Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:I'D LOVE TO BUT...... I don't want to leave my comfort...
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Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she'll swallow.Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in...
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Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKERS ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PERIL OF POUNDING A PINT OR TWO.1....
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Clinton\'s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton's Address to the NationText from Clinton's Address to the Nation if he were on truth...
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