Miscellaneous

\\\'Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!

adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia...(n) Rushun princess y'all red 'bout in skool. antacid......(n)...

 

I\\\'d Love To But...(Pt III)

More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO BUT...... I have to go to court for kitty littering." ......

 

Random Ramblings!

** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor. ** Atheism - A non-prophet organization. ** Boycott shampoo!!! Demand True poo!...

 

Pope, Graham, and Roberts

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together."Oh, this is...

 

No Fishing!

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband...

 

Punctuation Changes!

Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes...Dear Thomas,I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are...

 

Name That Restaurant!

A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting. Bernie turns to Marv and says,"Ya know, we went to a new...

 

Bejewelled Portrait

Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby...

 

Get Me Another Lawyer

Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my...

 

Reasoning Test

Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times three?" "297," was her prompt...