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adenoids.
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(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia.
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(n) Rushun princess y'all red 'bout in skool. antacid.
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(n) aloosinagenic drugs uzed by itty bitty bugz. bowel.
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(n) A alfabit letter lyke A, E, I, O, or U or why? bronchitis.
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(n) dinosour frum the plastikseen age; extinked. catscan.
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(v) lukin' fer hookers (don y'all do this) cauterize.
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(v) makin' eye contak with a hooker (berry dangerous) d & c.
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(n) Warshingtun; whar the weirdos, purvurts, & kongress type peepul live. emema.
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(n) sumone who ain't never no frend no how fester.
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(n) yer unkles name (mos likelee) genital.
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(n) head of a army, fer sample, Genital Robert E. Lee heart.
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(v) when u cauz pain to some1 hypodermic.
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(n) huge, big, fat zoo crittur; mostly live in de woter mamogram.
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(n) short note sent 2 yer ma er other female papsmear.
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(v) when peepul sez veri ugli things bout yer pappy recovery.
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(n) place wear yew fix up yer fernitur rectum.
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(v) whut happenz when yew drive yer pick up truck drunk seizure.
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(n) Emperore of Rome. series.
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(n) tv continuin show, fer sample, Gomer Pyle, U.
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C. testicles.
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(n) books of the Bible tumor.
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(n) how many beers yew can drink after last call urine.
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(v) xact oppisyte of yerrout
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