I\\\'d Love To But...(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.
I'D LOVE TO BUT.
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. I have to go to court for kitty littering." .
.. I have to jog my memory." .
.. I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar." .
.. I have to rotate my crops." .
.. I have to sit up with a sick ant." .
.. I have to stay home and see if I snore." .
.. I have to study for a blood test." .
.. I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner." .
.. I prefer to remain an enigma." .
.. I think you want the OTHER (fill in your name here)." .
.. I'm going to be old someday." .
.. I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush." .
.. I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me." .
.. I'm having my baby shoes bronzed." .
.. I'm trying to cut down." .
.. I'm up to my eardrums in waxy buildup." .
.. I've been traded to Cincinnati." .
.. My Dress For Obscurity class meets then." .
.. my favorite commercial is on TV." .
.. My uncle escaped.
.. again." .
.. Oooo, having fun gives me prickly heat."
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