I\'d Love To But...(Pt II)

More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.

I'D LOVE TO BUT.

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I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. .

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I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. .

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I have to floss my pets.

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I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. .

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I want to spend more time with my blender. .

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I'm attending the opening of my garage door. .

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I'm building a pig from a kit. .

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I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. .

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I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. .

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I'm getting my overalls overhauled. .

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I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl. .

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I'm staying home to work on my mottled yogurt sculptures. .

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I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. .

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I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. .

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I've got plans to go downtown to try on gloves. .

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It's my parakeet's bowling night. .

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My patent is pending. .

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The nice man on television told me to say tuned.

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