Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,
I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. Praise Your Name! I'm grateful for Your grace.
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But Lord, a few minutes from now, I'm getting out of bed.
.. From then on I'm going to need a lot MORE of Your help!
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