Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
** If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
** No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit.
** Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect.
** Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
** Taxation WITH representation Ain't so hot, either!
** White water.
.. It's all over when the First Lady sings.
** Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
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