Miscellaneous
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a bees' nest from a shed on their property with the aid of a...
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Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2. Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"...
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Turkey and the Bull...
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy.""Well, why don't you...
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Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had...
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Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts."Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the...
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Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It...
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Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses...
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Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him.
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Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children's soccer practices. I phoned and explained that my...
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Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech...
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