Miscellaneous
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off."How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit...
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The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here's a little story of a man named John A poor ex-marine with a little...
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Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She looks at the bulletin board and sees a piece of paper that...
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The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the...
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Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart...
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Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you crying?"The Blonde tells her that her mother has passed...
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The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter.The proprietor said, that will be...
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If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn't it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off when they weren't being used. You wouldn't have to wait for them to recharge...
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Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are...
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The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to their destination the car stalled on them. Then the first engineer who was a...
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