Miscellaneous
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,"Ladies and...
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Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and...
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On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to...
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The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been...
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Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He looks at his mom and says,...
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Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?I'm an imbecile and I voteMoney...
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The Signalman\'s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.The inspector decides to give Tom a pop...
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What costume?
A black couple we're invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide what to dress up as.The wife says, "how about Hanzel and Gretel?"Nah...they were...
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For Dad\'s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest....
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Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over,...
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