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Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some these sayings:"I've always wanted to have someone to hold,...
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Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.After arriving there, the doctor examines the...
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The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is...
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Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession."I lied when I told you I...
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Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma...The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was...
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Love and Marriage!
I'm really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and sunk all my little boats!But I'm really a lucky guy. I...
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What do you...
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
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Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. )Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No,...
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Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was...
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Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path. "Oh, my," exclaimed the lady, "Come...
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