Miscellaneous

Create a Hallmark Moment!

Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some these sayings:"I've always wanted to have someone to hold,...

 

Bottle fed baby?

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.After arriving there, the doctor examines the...

 

The dinner guests!

A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is...

 

Tiger woods in bed.

On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession."I lied when I told you I...

 

Letter from grandma

One day I recieved a letter from grandma...The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was...

 

Love and Marriage!

I'm really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and sunk all my little boats!But I'm really a lucky guy. I...

 

What do you...

What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!

 

Courtroom ding-dongs!

*** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. )Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No,...

 

Caught Speeding.

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was...

 

Down and dirty!

A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path. "Oh, my," exclaimed the lady, "Come...