Miscellaneous
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store decided to install a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.The young lad was...
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Biblical one-liners... too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they call pastors in Germany?A. German Shepherds.Q. Who was the greatest financier in...
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The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her."My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your...
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Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.He finally...
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The Biker's decision.
You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.He was complaining because he couldn't decide whether to buy a...
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Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Baltimore Orioles...
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My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her hair was soft her eyes were blue,I new just what she wanted me to do,Her skin was...
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Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, "Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have...
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Tuns of PunsGalore - Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of the cup. So I called the grounds keeper.My church accepts...
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Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2.) If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human...
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