Miscellaneous
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could...
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Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop."Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats...
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Tuns of PunsGalore - Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium...
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Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic's recent visit to Europe last summer. He had a delightful time sampling the cusine in Italy, France and Germany,...
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Tuns of PunsGalore - Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be.My sister opened a computer store on a beach in Hawaii. She sells C shells...
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Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they...
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Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS...Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage...
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Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally...
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Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to tell me about all the patients he had seen.One of the most interesting cases he told...
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Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen."What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband."Oh darling,"...
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