Miscellaneous

Perks of being over 40...

Perks of being over 40...1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you...

 

3 Old-Timers...

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home."Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old. "You always feel like you have to...

 

A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy

A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy...In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents...

 

Ancient History Explained...

Ancient History Explained...A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on it, in order:A Woman, A Donkey, A Shovel, A Fish, A Star...

 

On Sale Now!

A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are...

 

Black Magic!

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the...

 

Here's Little Johnny!...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate it to the class the next day.When the time came for the...

 

The Divorce...

A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions."Your Honor," replied the defendant, "that...

 

May I take your order...

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung...

 

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)3)...