Miscellaneous
Perks of being over 40...
Perks of being over 40...1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you...
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3 Old-Timers...
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home."Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old. "You always feel like you have to...
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A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy...In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents...
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Ancient History Explained...
Ancient History Explained...A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on it, in order:A Woman, A Donkey, A Shovel, A Fish, A Star...
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On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are...
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Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the...
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Here's Little Johnny!...
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate it to the class the next day.When the time came for the...
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The Divorce...
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions."Your Honor," replied the defendant, "that...
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May I take your order...
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung...
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10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)3)...
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