Miscellaneous
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber. My mother died of insanity when I was three...
- 0
- 760
- permalink
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue...
- 0
- 726
- permalink
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are...
- 0
- 773
- permalink
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff...
- 0
- 733
- permalink
America Offline
[To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines. And I knew if I had the chance They could...
- 0
- 698
- permalink
You've been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When your wife...
- 0
- 706
- permalink
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing...
- 0
- 736
- permalink
The Less You Know, The More You Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by...
- 0
- 719
- permalink
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher...
- 0
- 714
- permalink
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long...
- 0
- 724
- permalink