Miscellaneous
You've got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies "My...
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Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival,...
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New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of...
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Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...
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Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was...
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Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest. Thou shalt read...
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Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break...
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Computer Quotes
What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is an astronaut's favorite key on a...
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New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB. ATnT virus: Every three minutes it tells you what...
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Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting and makes darkness the standard.
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