Miscellaneous
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno. How? Me: Tell her the same dumb blonde joke twice in a row. Me: Hey Donna, how...
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Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the...
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Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses. The...
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Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the...
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Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be...
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Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be...
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Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable...
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In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
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Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde's freezer? A: She forgot the recipe.
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