Miscellaneous

Parachute

Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact.

 

Out of Paper!

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big...

 

Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other....

 

One Eye

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where?"

 

Obituaries

Where do you look for blondes' obituaries? Under "Home Improvements."

 

Noticing a blonde

Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans: Nothing. Do they exist?

 

More Blonde Q and A's

Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER...

 

Mileage

A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, she tells her brunette girlfriend at the salon about her...

 

Medicine Cabinet

Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills.

 

Marry a blonde

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones.