Miscellaneous

Blonde Lumberjack

A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. "Now, I hope you...

 

Blonde Kidnapper

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,...

 

Two blondes in heaven

One blond says to another, "how did you die"? "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful" says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to...

 

Blonde paints the porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...

 

A Blonde Got Robbed

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,"...

 

Blonde Buckaroo

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately...

 

Blonde on Flight

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she...

 

Blonde in College

A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the...

 

Blondes Love Puzzles

There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes and they were chanting "44 days! 44 days!" One of the blondes...

 

Brain For Sale

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain...