Miscellaneous
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change.
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A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One...
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A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome...
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A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all up in space. Each girl tried thinking up ways to be better then the other two... The red...
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A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the...
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Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I...
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Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive.
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Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her...
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Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blonde...
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