Miscellaneous

Accidents near home

What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.

 

A Penny For Your Thoughts

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? Change.

 

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One...

 

A Blonde At Sea!

A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome...

 

A Blonde Astronaut

There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all up in space. Each girl tried thinking up ways to be better then the other two... The red...

 

A Blonde and a Waitress

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the...

 

Your Breast is Loose

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I...

 

Blonde Email

How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive.

 

Blonde in a Circle

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her...

 

Blonde Hijacker

Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blonde...