Miscellaneous
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the...
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AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
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Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
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Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still...
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Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were...
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Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The...
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Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was...
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To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building. The brunette says "I bet u he will jump." The...
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Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop...
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