Miscellaneous

Copying Paper

A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to...

 

Burned Ears

A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid. To his surprise her ears were badly burnt and red. "What happened?" he asked. "I...

 

Diamond Ring

A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked. Replied the woman, "I dropped my diamond ring and I'm...

 

Dead Or Alive

An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. "If you could have a conversation...

 

History Lesson

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind...

 

Pregnancy Test

The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. Not knowing how to react, the husband started...

 

The Blonde Deputy

A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. After a series of questions that the blonde failed, the sheriff asked...

 

Head and Shoulders

A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a great looking man with ruffled hair gets into the...

 

Indecent Exposure

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I...

 

Going to Jamaica

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class...