Miscellaneous
M and M's are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!
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Lover's Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale known generally as '' did the...
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Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost. Next week she prayed to god again, and she lost. The week after she prayed to god, and...
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Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? "You can change those things?!"
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Light Bulb 3
Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with the hammer.
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Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a...
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Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on...
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Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue!
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Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
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