Miscellaneous

Ice cream

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one...

 

How to Hug

Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library called , only to discover that it was volume seven of the encyclopedia?

 

How does a blond turn on the light after sex

? She opens the car door.

 

Eyes Light Up

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear!

 

Eyes closed

Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

 

Even More Blonde Q and A

Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF...

 

Empire State Building

A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How do you tell them apart? The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters.

 

Earmuffs

Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.

 

Filing System

Two secretaries were talking about their work. "I hate filing," said one. "No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I'm looking for. I forget...