Miscellaneous
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one...
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How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library called , only to discover that it was volume seven of the encyclopedia?
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Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear!
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Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
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Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF...
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Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How do you tell them apart? The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters.
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Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. "I hate filing," said one. "No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I'm looking for. I forget...
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