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Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts...

 

Aviation jokes

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she...

 

Aviation jokes

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she...

 

Aviation jokes

From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle,...

 

Aviation jokes

According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and...

 

Aviation jokes

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.

 

Aviation jokes

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer...

 

Aviation jokes

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their...

 

Aviation jokes

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No...

 

Aviation jokes

McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It's to keep your ears...