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Banana jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.