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Banana jokes

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.