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Baby jokes

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

What is a baby bee? A little humbug.

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.

Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?