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Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

 

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I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than...

 

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A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do...

 

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

 

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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

 

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Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

 

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Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than...

 

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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!

 

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How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

 

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What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?