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Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q:...

 

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Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

 

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Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

 

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A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the...

 

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Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital,...

 

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.

 

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I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt.

 

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Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

 

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How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

 

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !