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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink. The bartender walks over and tells the man that he has already...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he's drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots". So the second lady says "I don't know?" So the first...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings.

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.