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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!!"

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. 'Why, of course,' comes the reply. The first man then...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump,...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people,...