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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight."...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die."...