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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's...