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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club....