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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says,...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Last New Year's Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every...

 

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the...