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Baby jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing.

 

Baby jokes

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?

 

Baby jokes

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

 

Baby jokes

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.

 

Baby jokes

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"...

 

Baby jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

 

Baby jokes

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

 

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Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

 

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Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish lessons....

 

Baby jokes

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm all polar bear, my parents are...