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Blonde jokes

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'

Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.