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Blonde jokes

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away.

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend...

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second...

 

Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

 

Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

 

Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".

 

Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

 

Blonde jokes

Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?"

 

Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.