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Blonde jokes

Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads

 

Blonde jokes

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the...

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is...

 

Blonde jokes

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.