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Blonde jokes

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side,"...

Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!

Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the...

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"