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Blonde jokes

Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back....

 

Blonde jokes

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed...

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

 

Blonde jokes

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed...

 

Blonde jokes

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another...

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."

 

Blonde jokes

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!