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Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

 

Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

 

Blonde jokes

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

 

Blonde jokes

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well,...

 

Blonde jokes

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle...

 

Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other...

 

Blonde jokes

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

 

Blonde jokes

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for...

 

Blonde jokes

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear....