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"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."
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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each...
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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman...
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Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?
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First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?
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